Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Woman selling her imaginary friend on eBay

London – On the advice of her shrink, 22-year-old Londoner Georgia Horrocks is trying to declutter her mind by selling her imaginary friend on eBay!

“I have recently come to the decision that it is time to sell my imaginary friend Bernard who was created during a time of emotional instability,” Georgia wrote in the eBay listing.

“My psychiatrist recommended that I say goodbye to Bernard, and although I would like some financial compensation, it is more important that he finds a good home.”

She added that he has an ‘active’ and ‘mischievous personality’. More

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Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Harlem Kevorkian Assisted Suicide of Motivational Speaker – Stabbed him 7 times

NEW YORK – After being convicted of helping a motivational speaker kill himself, a man known as the “Harlem Kevorkian” received a revised sentence on Monday.

Kenneth Minor, 41, admitted to stabbing motivational speaker and self-help author Jeffrey Locker to death on an East Harlem street in 2009.

Minor said the motivational speaker approached him for help staging what would look like a deadly knife robbery so that Locker’s family could collect his life insurance.

Prosecutors admitted Locker asked Minor to help him stage his death, but said Minor went beyond assisted suicide when he stabbed Locker seven times. More

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Sunday, October 19, 2014

Obese woman says she is fat because of the government

Wigan, England - Christina Briggs, 26, says she hates weighing 350lbs, but she can’t do anything about it because she is being forced by the government to eat junk food.

‘It’s not easy being overweight and on government assistance. If I was well off, I’d be able to buy fresh food and afford a gym membership,” said Briggs. “I tried swimming but it cost $36 a month and it meant I had to cut back on my favorite pizza and Chinese takeout.”

Briggs is unemployed, receives $32,189.20 in benefits a year, and lives in public housing with her two children by different fathers; she pays nothing for home expenses. Including housing, healthcare, and miscellaneous reimbursements, Briggs receives more than $62,000 a year in total government assistance.

She left school as a teenager after she got pregnant with her daughter following a one night stand. More

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Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Animal Rights Activist’s Tearful Rant In Restaurant Against Eating Meat


SAN FRANCISCO – An animal rights group said they would continue to target restaurants after one of their members stormed into a San Francisco restaurant and gave a tearful speech urging diners not to eat meat.

Kelly Atlas of Direct Action Everywhere entered Bluestem Brasserie and spoke out on the plight of her chicken Snow, in a videotaped speech that has gone viral.

Atlas and others said they want equal rights for all animals, not just cats, dogs and other non-food species.

Snow was rescued from an egg ranch, Atlas said, when Snow’s egg production peaked. More Watch Video at Nutty News Videos

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Man robs store of $22, gets life in prison

GREENVILLE COUNTY, South Carolina – A repeat offender who committed an armed robbery was sentenced to life in prison under the state’s two strikes law.

A release from 13th Circuit Solicitor Walt Wilkins said that James Eddie Bailey, 50, went into the Dollar General on Poinsett Highway on April 14, 2013 and took the manager hostage at knifepoint. While he was demanding money, another employee called 911.

Deputies got to the store as Bailey was coming out, and after a brief chase and struggle, Bailey was taken into custody.

Deputies recovered the knife and $22 taken from the store. More

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