John the Toilet Shot - Laid to Rest

CENTERVILLE, Utah — John, a porcelain commode gunned down in an accidental shooting at a fast food restaurant's bathroom, has died. His age was not immediately known. The toilet was shattered by a bullet when a man's gun fell from its holster as he was pulling up his pants, police said. Police do not plan to file criminal charges in connection with the incident. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Simply Audiobooks

Obama cranks up thermostat - He likes it warm

Washington - Add President Obama's name to the ever-growing list of global-warming hypocrites. During the campaign, Obama made no bones about where he stood on the question of energy and global warming: "We can't drive our SUVs and . . . keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times . . . and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK." But it turns out that Obama keeps the Oval Office at near-tropical heat levels. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Drs. Foster and Smith

Pole dancing demo for the school students

UK - It was a packed lunch for children at an English school who were treated to a pole dancing lesson as part of their Be Healthy Week. The Sun reports around 1000 students aged between 14 and 19 from South Devon College in Paignton, on England's east coast, watched as Sam Remmer, 32, of pole dancing company The Art of Dance performed in one of the public areas of the campus. During the performance, some students captured the moves on their mobile phones. More... Video... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Join The NRA

Obama's half brother arrested on charge of drug possession

NAIROBI, Kenya - George Obama, the half brother of U.S. President Barack Obama, has been arrested by Kenyan police on a charge of possession of marijuana, police said Saturday. Inspector Augustine Mutembei, the officer in charge, said Obama was arrested on charges of possession of cannabis, known in Kenya as Bhang, and resisting arrest. He is scheduled to appear in court Monday, Mutembei said. He is being held at Huruma police post in the capital of Nairobi. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Animals911.org

Reports Cast Octuplets' Mother in Less-Flattering Light

California - Reports are circulating that cast an unflattering light on the miracle mom who gave birth to octuplets in California Monday.
CBS News reported Friday that the mother of eight newborns, who already had six children, filed for bankruptcy and abandoned her home less than two years ago. She hasn't been identified publicly yet, though CBS News described her as a woman in her 30s who lives with her parents. More... Update... Update... Update... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Netflix

Intruder's face painted like Batman villain

A 26-year-old Thorp man who broke into a town of Reseburg home allegedly wore face paint to resemble The Joker while assaulting his ex-girlfriend's boyfriend, according to a Clark County criminal complaint. Cole Vetterkind broke into Alecia Swensen's boyfriend's home at N12458 Gorman Ave., Thorp at about 5:30 a.m. Saturday, sheriff's officials said. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - David's Cookies

Suzanne Somers Takes 60 Pills a Day

Suzanne Somers has always been preoccupied with staying fit and looking young.
But has the former Three’s Company star gone too far?
On an appearance Thursday on "Oprah," Somers, 62, invited cameras into her home to watch her daily routine of hormone injections and supplement popping.
She begins with rubbing a syringe of estrogen on one arm, every day. For two weeks out of the month, she rubs progesterone on the other. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - AmericaRx.com

Uninvited Sister Attacks Bride at Wedding Reception

HEBRON, Indiana - Police say a northern Indiana woman who wasn't invited to her sister's wedding reception showed up anyway and attacked the bride, pulling out clumps of her hair.
Twenty-three-year-old Annmarie Bricker of Valparaiso faces a misdemeanor battery charge for last Friday's attack outside a Porter County home. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - James Allen

Haunted hospital calls in exorcist

UK - Hospital managers have called in an exorcist after shaken workers complained they are being terrified by a ghost.
Spooked staff at Derby’s new Royal Hospital claimed a black-clad figure wearing a cloak was stalking wards and corridors.
Now chiefs at the £334million NHS site are to summon a local priest to see off the “spirit”. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Bedford Fair Lifestyles

Australians celebrate national day with cockroach racing

Australia - Marking the birth of a nation, the 28th annual Australia Day cockroach races have been held in Brisbane.
Following in the foot-steps of previous thoroughbred cockroaches 'Cocky Balboa', 'Priscilla - Queen of the Drains' and 'Osama Bin Liner', 'Irish Cock' claimed this year's place in the cockroach hall of fame. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Madison Ave Mall

Man commits robbery to feed pet fish

Australia - An Irish carpenter on a working holiday in Australia pleaded guilty to a series of bizarre crimes including robbing a Brisbane ticketing agency to feed his pet fish. Richard William O’Flynn admitted in court today that he passed a note to a Brisbane Ticketek employee, which read: “Give me all the (bad word) money from the till.” More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Tiger Direct

Police chief arrested in undercover solicitation sting

Virginia - Suspended VCU Police Chief Willie Fuller appeared briefly in a Chesterfield County court this afternoon for arraignment on charges of soliciting sex in an online sting operation.
Fuller, who appeared by video teleconference from the jail, did not yet have an attorney. A preliminary hearing was set for April 2. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Boxed Gifts

Amy Fisher looks forward to porn career

Amy Fisher wants people to know that she's not the same girl who shot her lover's wife in the face 16 years ago.
She's 34 now, still with a thing for older men - she's married to her 56-year-old agent, Lou Bellera - and mother of three, ages 3 months to 8 years.
Amy also has a new career: Porn actress and stripper. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Go To Meeting

Teen shot by neighbor over borrowed TV set

New York - Eleventh-grader Rodney Lewis just wanted his family's TV back, but he was shot to death Wednesday by the neighbor who borrowed it, his family said Wednesday.
The East Harlem 17-year-old confronted his downstairs neighbor Wednesday afternoon demanding the return of 32-inch set. Words led to punches in a fourth-floor hallway inside the Woodrow Wilson Houses on E. 105 St., and the neighbor ended the fight with two shots, police said. Police are looking for Cloves Roche (pictured). More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - MD Skincare

Fleeing Bank Robber Scared Old Woman to Death

RALEIGH, North Carolina - Larry Whitfield was on foot, his getaway car wrecked, his rookie attempt at robbing a bank thwarted by a set of locked doors, according to detectives. Looking for a place to hide, police say, he found himself inside the home of a frightened old woman.
There's no evidence Whitfield ever touched 79-year-old Mary Parnell. Authorities say he even told the grandmother of five he didn't want to hurt her, directing her to sit in a chair in her bedroom. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Coastal Contacts

Millionaire's beach turned into toilet

Dubai - A noxious tide of toilet paper, raw sewage and chemical waste has transformed Dubai’s most prestigious stretch of shoreline into a foul-smelling health hazard. A stretch of the exclusive Jumeirah Beach — a magnet for Western tourists and home to a string of hotels — has been closed. “It’s a cesspool. Our tests show too many E. coli to count. It’s like swimming in a toilet. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - 1-800-PetMeds

President Obama cannot find his way back into the Oval Office

It looks like President Obama hasn't gotten acquainted to his White House surroundings. On the way back to the Oval Office Tuesday, the President approached a paned window, instead of the actual door -- located a few feet to his right. Doors didn't open automatically for Obama’s predecessor either. While making a hasty exit from a 2005 press conference in Beijing, former President George W. Bush tugged on the handles of a door, only to find it locked. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Netflix

Have sex with a dog, go free - Tape someone having sex with a dog, 5 years in prison

TULSA, Oklahoma - A man received a five-year prison term Monday for videotaping a co-defendant — who got no prison time — as she engaged in sex acts with dogs. Donald R. Seigfried, 56, pleaded no contest in November to one count of committing a crime against nature. Tulsa County District Judge William Kellough sentenced Seigfried to five years in prison. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Casual Male Retail Group

Acrobat Falls to His Death During Performance

SCOTTSDALE, Arizona - A performer with an aerial acrobatic troupe fell to his death Tuesday during a show in front of hundreds of people in Scottsdale.
Scottsdale police Sgt. Mark Clark says the 30-year-old man fell during what he described as a Cirque du Soleil-type performance in which the man slowly unravels his body from a sash while suspended in the air. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Go To My PC

Court Says School Can Expel Lesbian Students

RIVERSIDE, California - A California appeals court has ruled that a private Christian high school has the right to expel students because of an alleged lesbian relationship.
The 4th District Court of Appeal in Riverside on Monday upheld California Lutheran High School's right as a private, religious organization to exclude students based on their sexual orientation. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Denise Austin

Zoo responds to Bob Barker's $1.5-million offer - No!

We told you yesterday that former "The Price Is Right" host Bob Barker has offered to pony up $1.5 million to relocate Billy the elephant from his current home at the L.A. Zoo to a sanctuary.
"The thousands of Angelenos who agonized over Billy's tragic life at the Los Angeles Zoo will rejoice to learn that now Billy will have the opportunity to roam over countless acres at the PAWS sanctuary, living the life that nature intended for him," Barker wrote in a letter to City Councilman Tony Cardenas. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Just My Size

Couple Pays $155,000 to Clone Family Dog

MIAMI, Florida - A Boca Raton couple got a new dog, and it's just like their old dog. Not just the same breed and gender, but the same DNA.
Nina and Edgar Otto picked up their cloned yellow lab puppy at the Miami International Airport Monday night. Lancelot Encore was cloned from the DNA of the Ottos' late dog Lancelot, which died of cancer in January 2008. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Cars Direct

Man stole work computer- Then steals replacement

LONG BRANCH, New Jersey - He didn't even pay for the warranty. Police in Long Branch said a man allegedly stole a $20,000 diagnostic computer from a garage where he used to work, then returned the broken unit several months later - only to steal its replacement.
The man was been charged Friday with two counts of theft. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - The Noble Collection

Superior Court Judge Arrested - Sideswiped a state trooper’s cruiser

Superior Court Judge E. Curtissa Cofield was arrested by Glastonbury, Connecticut police on October 10, 2008 for driving under the influence of alcohol. In a video released yesterday by Glasonbury police, she is seen addressing the officer booking her with racist language, calling him a “Negro trooper” and the N-word. More... Video - Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Smart Bargains

We need to break her - Husband told mother before killing Baby Grace

GALVESTON, Texas - Two-year-old Riley Ann Sawyers’ stepfather beat her naked body so hard and so often with a belt during a daylong discipline session, he complained of a sore shoulder, according to an interrogation tape shown to jurors today as the capital murder trial of the girl’s mother got under way. The five men and seven women learned gruesome details of the death of Kimberly Dawn Trenor’s daughter — known as Baby Grace until she was identified. More... Update... Update... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Drugstore

Man Attacks His Lawyer And The Jury In Court With Feces

SAN DIEGO, California - A mistrial was declared Monday when a home-invasion robbery suspect smeared human feces on his attorney's face then threw more at the jury.
Weusi McGowan, 37, was upset because San Diego Superior Court Judge Jeffrey Fraser refused to remove Deputy Alternate Public Defender Jeffrey Martin from the case, prosecutor Christopher Lawson said. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Caribou Coffee Company

Firefighter took man's severed foot from crash scene - Charged with theft

PORT ST. LUCIE, Florida - The St. Lucie County Fire District firefighter accused of absconding with a portion of a man's leg from an Interstate 95 crash scene last year was arrested Monday on a misdemeanor theft charge, a Florida Highway Patrol spokesman said. Cindy Economou, 38, who wanted the remains to help train her cadaver dog, eventually resigned after taking Karl Lambert's foot and part of his leg from the Sept. 19 crash scene, officials said. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Five Factor Diet

Boy Upset He Can't Wear Girl's Clothes To School

Memphis - At Central High School students wear the usual school uniform, changing a little week because of homecoming.
But what one 17 year old male student has been wearing to class caught the principal's attention last week.
"Female bloomers, leggings underneath with some type of straight leg jeans and a shirt that wasn't quite uniform either." says Central High's Principal Greg McCullough. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Lab Series

Some panhandlers making $400 a day

Canada - The City of Edmonton is moving forward on its crackdown on aggressive panhandlers, a group of about 20 or 30 people who police estimate were responsible for 90 per cent of the complaints they received last year. "I know of one individual that lives in a high-rise downtown," Edmonton police Insp. Brian Nowlan said Monday. "He makes about $400 a day panhandling, so this is a way of making an income." More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Walter Drake

Blowfish poisoning sends 7 people to hospital

TOKYO, Japan - Blowfish testicles prepared by an unauthorized chef sickened seven diners in northern Japan and three remained hospitalized Tuesday after eating the poisonous delicacy.
The owner of the restaurant in Tsuruoka city, who is also the chef, had no license to serve blowfish and was being questioned on suspicion of professional negligence, police official Yoshihito Iwase said. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Music Space

Ex-pastor gets prison for sex with 10-year-old wife

MONTREAL Canada - A Canadian man who described himself as a pastor was sentenced Monday to five years in prison for sexually assaulting a 10-year-old girl he claims was his wife.
Daniel Cormier, 57, was convicted in October after members of the now-defunct Church of Downtown Montreal became suspicious of his relationship with the girl. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Jimmy Jane

Massive Buffalo wing sauce spill shuts down street - Haz-mat team dispatched

FAIRFIELD - Nobody was able to cross the road Monday afternoon in front of Archie Moore's restaurant after 200 gallons of chicken wing sauce spilled onto Sanford Street. The street was closed several hours after the 1:30 p.m. spill as the state Haz-mat team was dispatched to the scene.
Chicken wings are a signature item on the restaurant's menu and four large barrels of sauce for the spicy concoction were being delivered by Estes Express Line. More... Video - Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Discount Pet Products

Mother had kids shoplift at Wal-Mart

Florida - A Lehigh Acres woman took four children clothes shopping Sunday at the Lee Boulevard Wal-Mart. But instead of a lesson in good deals, authorities say Bradley taught them the basics of shoplifting and then left the four to try it themselves.
When they were caught, Latoya Bradley, 24 of Lehigh Acres, fled and abandoned the children there, the Lee County Sheriff's Office said. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Jump TV

Murderer cuts finger off with plastic knife - Tries to mail it to a judge

Australia - Ivan Milat, Australia’s most notorious serial killer who murdered seven backpackers in the 1990s, has cut off his finger in jail and tried to post it to a judge at the country’s highest court.
The 64-year-old is serving seven life sentences for the murders of the backpackers – including two British women and three Germans – at the Supermax maximum security prison at Goulburn, 125 miles (200km) south-west of Sydney. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Netflix

Children's slide dangerous - 24-hour guard hired to keep kids off of it

Australia - A slide at a Melbourne housing estate playground is being watched by security around the clock after it was deemed too dangerous for small children. Urban developer Villawood Properties said it had paid security to guard the slide at Alamanda Estate Point Cook day and night for the past three months to make sure children below 1.28m tall did not use it. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Sonoma Diet

Student Admits to Killing Mother in Argument Over Grades

TOWSON, Maryland - A Maryland teenager calmly admitted in court Monday that he beat his mother to death with a baseball bat after an argument over his grades at a prestigious private school.
Lewin C. Powell III, 16, wore a dark suit and showed no emotion as he answered questions from Baltimore County Circuit Judge Kathleen G. Cox about whether he understood the significance of his guilty plea to first-degree murder. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - 1-800-PetMeds

93-Year-Old Man Freezes to Death Inside Home

BAY CITY, Michigan — A 93-year-old man froze to death inside his home, an autopsy has determined, just days after the city limited his flow of electricity for not paying his bills.
Marvin E. Schur died "a slow, painful death," said Kanu Virani, Oakland County's deputy chief medical examiner, who performed Schur's autopsy. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - ICE

Whisky is a lifesaver for old man trapped under sofa

UK - A pensioner who got trapped under his own sofa survived for two and a half days by drinking a conveniently-placed bottle of whisky.
Joe Galliott first became ensnared by his sofa when he tripped over a phone cord during a power cut, sending him tumbling onto the sofa. This made the sofa flip over, landing on top of him and trapping him underneath. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Buckle

Earthquake relief money spent on luxury cars

China - Officials in Sichuan province have outraged donors by buying a series of luxury cars while millions of refugees face freezing temperatures in makeshift shelters. Almost every Chinese person donated money in the wake of the Sichuan earthquake last May in a display of charity that unified the country. The disaster claimed the lives of more than 87,000 people and was the deadliest earthquake to strike China for half-a-century. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - The Occasions Group

Beating suspects and paying off informants with drugs is a way of life for police in Chicago

Chicago - This one could come from a punch extended halfway across the country, from a former Chicago cop who allegedly has been recorded on tape telling students at Colorado State University that beating suspects and paying off informants with drugs is just a way of life for police in "Chi-town." Dexter Yarbrough, a former Gresham District community policing officer, allegedly made the remarks to students in 2008 lectures taped by a graduate student. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Identity Direct

Nine-year-old driver runs over elderly woman

Chicago, Illilnois - A 9-year-old girl was behind the wheel of a car that ran into an 80-year-old woman and broke both her legs in a Walgreens parking lot Friday night on the South Side.
At 7 p.m. a woman parked her car in the lot of a Walgreens on the 6330 block of South King Drive, leaving her young daughter and the girl’s aunt inside, according to Grand Crossing District police Lt. Timothy Bickham. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Netflix

Three-Year-Old Girl Found Alone in Chuck E. Cheese

BEL AIR, Maryland - The Harford County Sheriff's Office says it is questioning people believed to be relatives of a 3-year-old girl found abandoned at the Chuck E. Cheese restaurant in Bel Air.
Authorities say the girl told them her name is Keyshanna. She was found without an adult in the restaurant at the Festival Shopping Center shortly before 7 p.m. Sunday. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Dell Canada

People can catch a virus which makes them fat

The virus is picked up from a sneeze, a cough or dirty hands like a cold. The new research supports earlier theories from studies on weight gain. In one test a third of obese people had the rare and highly contagious virus compared to just 11 per cent of thinner people. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Personal Wine

14-year-old boy dresses up as a cop and reports for duty - Put to work

CHICAGO, Illinois - Chicago Police say a 14-year-old boy has been charged with impersonating a police officer after he allegedly dressed up in a regulation uniform and reported for duty at a South Side police station. Police spokeswoman Monique Bond says the boy was charged early Sunday after he entered the Third District station and claimed to be a police officer. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Charles Tyrwhitt

Girls charged with stealing pizzas they ordered and beating delivery man

BOYNTON BEACH, Florida - Police say two female teenagers were arrested on charges of beating a Papa John's delivery man and stealing dinner they allegedly ordered: pizza, wings and a cheese steak that cost $55.
Boynton Beach police officers arrested the teenagers Thursday and found the still-warm pizzas in a closet. Arrested were Valerie Blanc and Michelle Turner, both 19. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Gourmet Gift Baskets

One Dead Following Game Of Quick Draw

West Virginia - A 42-year-old West Virginia man died from a gunshot wound in the stomach early Saturday after playing a game of quick draw at a home in the Falls Mills area of Tazewell County, Sheriff H.S. Caudill said Saturday.

Wesley K. Miliam Sr., of Kegley, W. Va., died in the ambulance on the way to Bluefield Regional Medical center shortly after the 4 a.m. incident on Compton Road, said Randy Ann Davis, a spokeswoman for the Tazewell County Sheriff’s Office. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Catherines

Man who shined laser into airplanes sentenced to 3 years

CLEVELAND -- A Brook Park man who shined a green laser into the cockpits of airplanes and a helicopter last June will spend three years in prison after pleading guilty to those crimes and separate drug dealing charges.
Justin Dewalt, 26, pleaded guilty to several felonies and was sentenced Friday, officials said. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Vitamin World

Public school uses $135,536 in taxpayer dollars to teach 17 kids to figure skate

Pennsylvania - Every weekday at the Steel Ice Center, students from the Lehigh Valley Charter High School for the Performing Arts spend two hours working on turns, jumps and spins as music pumps through the speakers.''We are the only public high school in the United States that provides figure skating,'' said Superintendent Tom Lubben. ''It's horrible and it's a total waste of taxpayer money,'' said Wendy Cole of Hellertown, a founding member of the school who fought against the skating program in 2005 before resigning her seat in protest. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Top Pills Pharmaceutical Products

Burglars Dressed As Firefighters Steal TV's

Las Vegas - Metro says two men dressed as Clark County firefighters stole two flat-screen TV's from an apartment complex near Flamingo and Cambridge. Now police are asking for the public's help to identify the men.
The two men were captured by a security camera on January 9, 2009 between 5 p.m. and 7 p.m. The photos show what appear to be two Clark County firefighters inside a hallway as police say they were in the process of stealing two flat-screen TV's. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Petite Sophisticate

It is illegal to sleep naked, tease a skunk or cross state lines with a duck on your head

WINONA, Minnesota - Minnesota law requires all bathtubs have feet. It is also illegal to sleep naked, tease a skunk or cross state lines with a duck on your head. They may sound absurd, but these are actual laws on the books in Minnesota. Well, mostly. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Animals911.org