Saturday, December 22, 2007

Warren Whitelightning gets drunk - Shoplifts giant sausages - Steals Krispy Kreme Doughnuts truck


Madison, Wisconsin - Yes, his name was Whitelightning. Cash bail of $2,100 was set Thursday for Warren G. Whitelightning of Crandon, the man who allegedly led police on a high-speed chase through Madison's west side after stealing a Krispy Kreme Doughnuts truck when he was drunk early Saturday morning.
Whitelightning was officially charged in Dane County Circuit Court today in a criminal complaint alleging several offenses. He is being charged with shoplifting eight giant red-hot pickled sausages from the Open Pantry on University Avenue, stealing the doughnut truck, ramming a University of Wisconsin Police car, attempting to elude pursuing officers, operating after revocation, his fourth drunken driving offense and a hit-and-run. Full Story - Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty Nutty News Advertising