Man sitting on his couch in his living room involved in car crash

You're sitting on your sofa in your living room, watching the TV, and a driver who wasn't paying attention crashes their car into your couch.
"The driver stated to my officer that he was attending to a child in the back seat and not paying attention to his driving," said Town Police Chief Grant Turner. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Sirius Satellite Radio