New Jersey - Cries for help inside a house in New Jersey turned out to be nothing but a talkative cockatoo. Neighbors called police Wednesday morning after hearing what they believed was a woman's persistent cry of "Help me! Help me!" coming from a house. Officers arrived and when no one answered the door, they kicked it in to make a rescue, The Times newspaper reported. But instead of a damsel in distress, officers found a caged bird with a convincing call. More... Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Gift Baskets