Man spits on court floor after traffic conviction - Jail

SANDPOINT, Idaho - A northern Idaho man convicted of a traffic violation in Bonner County was ordered to spend two days in jail after he spit on the courthouse floor in anger. First District Court Judge Justin Julian found 59-year-old Daniel Malone in contempt on Wednesday. More... Family Circle Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Pure Networks

Bank apologizes for $145,000,000,000 overdraft error

IRVINE, Scotland - A Scottish man said his bank has apologized after his online statement showed his account was overdrawn by $145 billion.
Donald Moffat, 38, a full-time student and part-time care worker, said his account with bank Barclay's showed two withdrawals Tuesday morning of about $72 billion each, the BBC reported Tuesday. More... Forbes Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Hotels Combined

Teenager had her bag stolen by a woman as she lay on the floor having an epileptic fit

UK - A teenager had her bag stolen by a woman as she lay on the floor suffering an epileptic fit in a busy Lancashire shopping centre.
The 17-year-old girl collapsed in St George's Shopping Centre at Friargate in Preston city centre.
As she lay on the floor a woman took the girl's white carrier bag, containing about £25 worth of items. More... American Angler Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Pet Street Mall

Man accused of breaking into his own home

HUTCHINSON, Minnesota - A 19-year-old Hutchinson man was arrested after allegedly breaking into his own home and stealing a car, jewelry, some money, and other items. Police said he allegedly lured his other family members away Friday afternoon by making a dinner reservation for them. More... Sailing World Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Gift Baskets

Woman Arrested After Hitting Herself With Frying Pan

OCALA, Florida - A woman in Ocala was jailed for hitting herself in the face with a frying pan and then blaming her estranged husband.
Investigators said Kelley Lemay called police to her estranged husband's apartment twice Tuesday night after an argument. More... Mother Earth News Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Select Blinds

Man left plane's lavatory after 40 minutes covered in his own feces

Nebraska - The U.S. attorney for Nebraska said Wednesday he is still waiting on reports from the FBI about an unstable passenger aboard a Continental Air Express commuter jet who attacked a flight attendant.
The jet was heading from Houston to Omaha last Friday when a middle-aged man left the plane's lavatory after about 40 minutes covered in his own feces. More... Air & Space (Smithsonian) Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Perfume Worldwide

Sex ban for men who shoot off fireworks

ROME - Men in Naples will have to make do without sex if they insist on going out to play with fireworks this New Year's Eve.
That's the tough love message from Se Spari, Niente Sesso (No Sex for Fireworks), a group that claims to have signed up hundreds of women supporters in recent days.
"Setting off illegal fireworks isn't celebrating -- it's dangerous," said founder Carolina Staiano, a Naples area housewife, quoted in the La Stampa newspaper. More... Hustler Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Jump TV

Man who helped start free shuttle for drunks accused of driving drunk

Oconomowoc - A business leader who helped launch a free shuttle program to prevent drunken driving is facing charges that he drove under the influence on a night the shuttle was available.
Robert John Manders, a used-car dealer who donated a vehicle for the shuttle service known as LIMOS, was arrested Dec. 13 while heading home from a Christmas party, according to a criminal complaint obtained Tuesday.
It would be his third drunken-driving conviction, following incidents in 1990 and 1999, if he is found guilty. More... All About Beer Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Hickory Farms

Teacher Fired for Marrying Divorced Man

Texas - A San Antonio teacher plans to sue her former employer, a Catholic high school, saying she was fired for marrying a man who had been divorced, a proceeding not recognized by the Catholic Church, the San Antonio Express-News reported Tuesday. Marquis LaFortune, 25, filed a complaint with the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission after her Nov. 22 ceremony. She claims that once the school found out her fiancé had been divorced, Deacon Patrick Cunningham told her she had three options: seek an annulment, resign or be fired. More... Bicycling Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Good Times Entertainment

Pervert will collect a $53,000 a year from taxpayers for the rest of his life while in jail

Plattsburgh - Crime shouldn’t pay but in the case of perverted Plattsburgh politico predator George “Chris” Ortloff, he will reportedly collect a $53,000 a year pension for the rest of his life, courtesy of the state taxpayers, even while he’s serving a minimum sentence in federal prison after admitting that he used the Internet to attempt to engage in sexual acts with girls he believed to be 11 and 12 years old. More... Fitness For Women Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Handango

Staff at hospital ignored dying man for six hours while they posed for calendar shoot

UK - Smiling for the camera, these are staff at the hospital where a dying man was not seen for six hours - posing for a calendar in which they mock waiting times. Stewart Fleming, 37, was left doubled up in agony despite arriving in casualty with a letter from his GP saying he needed immediate attention. After he was finally seen on December 15, he rapidly deteriorated. He died two days after Christmas from a viral illness. More... American Photo Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - GoDaddy

Man charged for calling police over 100 times

Tamaqua - A Tamaqua man who had more than 100 contacts with police in the past two years faces charges of harassing authorities with calls about a rock in his yard being moved 4 inches, pool water ruining his grass and children making noise. David W. Roeder, 51, of 130 W. Spruce St. could face single counts of persistent disorderly conduct and recklessly endangering another person. More... Mens Fitness Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Wicks End

Sex offender sentenced to 28-years in prison for failing to properly update his home address

SAN FRANCISCO - A federal appeals court has ruled that a convicted sex offender's 28-year prison sentence for failing to properly update his home address with authorities was too harsh. The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco ordered a lower court to reconsider the punishment of Cecilio Gonzalez. More... Weight Watchers Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - 1-800-PetMeds

72-year-old man jumps from second-floor window and extinguishes fire

Batavia - A 72-year-old Batavia man this morning jumped from the second-floor of his townhouse, broke open a first-floor window and single-handedly extinguished a fire, according to the Batavia Fire Department. Firefighters were called to Walden Estates, an apartment complex at 337 Bank St., about 3:40 a.m. and arrived to find that the male tenant in Apt. 5 had already extinguished the fire. More... Firehouse Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Five Factor Diet

Wacky Laws Still on the Books in the USA

USA - From changing the color of baby chicks to shooting effigies to properly honoring the glory of the log cabin, Americans have spent valuable legislative hours throughout the years making sure we're on the straight and narrow. As a New Year arrives, here are 10 wacky laws that remain on the books across the country: 1. In Billings, Mont., it is illegal for anyone to sell, harbor or give away rats as pets or toys for any purpose other than to feed snakes or birds of prey. Scientists, however, can keep lab rats. More... Best of True Secrets Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Prisoner Pen Pal

Dumb Crook: Masked man tries armed robbery but gun fell apart

PORTLAND, Oregon - A man who robbed a northeast Portland car wash is on the loose and police are asking for the public’s help in apprehending him. The suspect approached an employee at about 10:45 a.m., pulled a gun out from underneath his sweatshirt and demanded money. He then dropped his gun and it fell apart, police said. More... Handguns Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Springhill Nursery

Woman has dangerous reaction to sandwiches

UK - A Midland woman has been diagnosed with a dangerous reaction to sandwiches which causes her heart to stop beating for two seconds. Birmingham doctors discovered Britain’s most popular lunchtime snack causes the 25-year-old woman to suffer unexplained fainting fits. The patient had complained of short 10-second episodes of feeling “light-headed, occasionally nauseous, and suddenly and alarmingly unwell” and had even collapsed a couple of times since the age of 15. More... Healthy Cooking Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Frederick's of Hollywood

Chrysler Faces Criticism for Full-Page 'Thank You America' Ads

Chrysler is facing a backlash from taxpayers and conservative groups after the ailing auto company took out a series of full-page newspaper ads last week to thank Americans for "investing" in the company through the government's $17.4 billion auto industry bailout plan. The ads ran last week in several major daily newspapers, including USA Today, The Wall Street Journal and the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. More... Car & Driver Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Liz Claiborne

Dumb Crook: Man Uses Pay Stub as Bank Robbery Note

CHICAGO — The robber's threatening note made a Chicago bank job easy to solve: The FBI says the suspect wrote it on his pay stub.
An FBI affidavit says the man walked into a Fifth Third Bank on Friday and handed a teller a note that read "Be Quick Be Quit [sic]. Give your cash or I'll shoot." More... SmartMoney Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Laptops For Less

Man tries to kill girlfriend with knife an fork

LAKE WORTH, Florida - A man faced a judge this morning on attempted homicide charges after deputies say he tried to kill his girlfriend with a knife and fork.
According to investigators, Arlen Arguijo was involved in an argument with his live-in girlfriend. He then grabbed a folding knife and attempted to stab his girlfriend, telling her he would kill her and her children. More... Fine Cooking Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Wine

Man blows himself up after smoking while attached to oxygen ventilator

Australia - A chronic smoker blew himself up when he lit a cigarette while using an oxygen ventilator to help him breathe.
The 75-year-old man was admitted to the Prince of Wales Hospital in Hong Kong on Sunday with severe facial burns after lighting up in his home while the ventilator's plastic tubes were still running to his nose. More... All About Beer Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Valueline

Photo ID needed for skate park

ST. LUCIE COUNTY, Florida - Skaters using Lawnwood Skate Park must obtain a photo identification card from St. Lucie County’s Parks and Recreation Department, starting Jan. 1.
County officials decided to charge for a photo card to cover liability concerns and help enforce rules at the park.
The county has had to shut the park at times because users have refused to wear helmets, among other rule violations. More... TransWorld Skateboarding Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Wal-Mart

Vacation Nightmare: Child-welfare agency seized her daughters after she took ill

New York - A British mom is still suffering through a nightmare that began one year ago on a vacation to the Big Apple - when the city's child-welfare agency seized her daughters after she took ill, and put into a database information that prevents her from becoming a foster mother. After Yvonne Bray contracted pneumonia during a Christmas-week shopping trip last year, her teenage daughters were held in a group home for 30 hours by the Administration for Children's Services, and she was hit with charges of abuse and neglect. More... New York Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Michigan Bulb

Man Arrested After Living Unnoticed in Family's Attic

WILKES-BARRE, Pennsylvania - A family did not realize they had an unexpected Christmas guest until a man who had been in their attic for days emerged wearing their clothes, police said. Stanley Carter surrendered Friday after police took a dog to search the home in Plains Township, a suburb of Wilkes-Barre about 100 miles north of Philadelphia. More... Current History Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - AmericaRx.com

Murder Among Black Teens Quickly Rising

WASHINGTON — The number of young black men and teenagers who either killed or were killed in shootings has risen at an alarming rate since 2000, a new study shows. The study, to be released Monday by criminologists at Northeastern University in Boston, comes as FBI data is showing that murders have leveled off nationwide. Not so for black teens, the youngest of whom saw dramatic increases in shooting deaths, the Northeastern report concluded. More... Jet Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Medifast Diet

Extra second added to 2008

WASHINGTON - The world's official timekeepers have added a "leap second" to the last day of the year on Wednesday, to help match clocks to the Earth's slowing spin on its axis, which takes place at ever-changing rates affected by tides and other factors.
The U.S. Naval Observatory, keeper of the Pentagon's master clock, said it would add the extra second. More... Astronomy Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Boflex

Holocaust memoir of love is exposed as a hoax

UK - A heartwarming Holocaust memoir that is to become a big-budget film has been exposed as a hoax by a Jewish survivor in Britain only weeks before it was due to be published.
Herman Rosenblat's Angel at the Fence: The True Story of a Love that Survived, tells how he met his future wife as a girl when she threw apples to him over the barbed wire fence of the concentration camp where he was held. More... Writers Digest Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Netflix

Prince Dog-Beater Edward lashes out at gundogs with a stick

UK - Prince Edward has been accused of animal cruelty after losing his temper and lashing out violently and repeatedly at his gundogs with a wooden stick. The 44-year-old Prince reacted angrily when he saw two black labradors trying to grab hold of the same dead pheasant during a shoot at the Sandringham Royal Estate in Norfolk yesterday. More... Gun Dog Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Dollar Days

Students go to airport to find their airline went out of business three months ago

Australia - A group of Canberra students were stranded in Darwin when they arrived to catch their Tiger Airways flight to Bangkok - only to be told the airline had not operated from the Top End since October. They were expecting to catch a flight to Bangkok yesterday, and then a connecting flight to Krabi, where they had already booked and paid for a room at a resort. More... Flying Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Wilson's Leather

Teens arrested in cop's car burning - Cop gave them a ticket

Colorado - Two teenage boys have been arrested on arson charges after police say they torched a truck belonging to a Boulder police officer who had issued a ticket to one of the boys last month, Boulder police said.
No one was hurt in the fire, which police say was set about 11:45 p.m. Friday outside of the home of Officer Kevin Granberg in retaliation for a ticket the officer had issued to one of the boys in November. More... Custom & Classuc Trucks Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Autos.com

Girl stuck in pizza dough machine

Australia - A girl has serious injuries after her arm became stuck in a dough machine in western Sydney, the NSW Ambulance Service says. Paramedics were called to the York Road premises in Penrith at 8.45pm (AEDT) last night to find the seven-year-old girl's arm trapped in a pizza dough machine. More... Louisiana Cooking Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Popcorn Factory

Judge Zainey Rules Same-Sex Couple Can Have Both Names on Son's Birth Certificate

NEW ORLEANS — A same-sex couple in California has won a federal court ruling that their adopted son's Louisiana birth certificate must bear the names of both adoptive fathers. The facts are so clear that no trial is needed, U.S. District Judge Jay Zainey wrote. "What a great Christmas present for these guys!" said Kenneth D. Upton Jr. who represented Oren Adar and Mickey Ray Smith of San Diego. More... Out Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Top Pills Pharmaceutical Products

Autoworkers Union Keeps $6 Million Golf Course for Members

Michigan - The United Auto Workers may be out of the hole now that President Bush has approved a $17 billion bailout of the U.S. auto industry, but the union isn't out of the bunker just yet. Even as the industry struggles with massive losses, the UAW brass continue to own and operate a $33 million lakeside retreat in Michigan, complete with a $6.4 million designer golf course. And it's costing them millions each year. More... Golf Week Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - 3balls Golf

Rescuers Suspect Shark Grabbed Missing Snorkeler

Australia - A full-scale search is on for a man in Australia believed to have been taken by a shark while out snorkelling with his son. Brian Guest, 51, was looking for crabs early on Saturday morning with his 24-year-old son off a beach in Port Kennedy, about 30 miles south of Perth, when he suddenly disappeared. His son told police he saw a "commotion" in the water before his father vanished. He quickly swam to shore and sounded the alarm. More... Rodale's Scuba Diving Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Sports Authority

First Drug for Longer Lashes - Eyelashes on each lid might not grow the same

Allergan Inc., the company that makes Botox, announced on Friday that it has staked its claim in the eyelash enhancement market.
In a news release, the Irvine, California-based company said it had received the U.S. Food and Drug Administration's blessing to market Latisse, the first prescription medication that makes lashes grow longer, thicker and darker. More... Glamour Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Beauty.com

Man Sets Self on Fire to Impress Date

Sweden Swedish man’s attempt to impress his girlfriend on Friday night backfired, putting him in the hospital with serious burn injuries and facing allegations of endangering the public. The woman told police in Västervik in south eastern Sweden that her boyfriend poured gasoline over his arm and set the fuel on fire.“It obviously didn’t go well. He burned his arm and other parts of his body and was in a state of shock,” said Kalmar police spokesperson Reine Johansson to the TT news agency. More... Firehouse Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Appetizers To Go

Woman denied ordering a cocktail because she couldn't produce ID to prove she was of age - She is 60-years-old

Utah - Utah's stiff liquor laws and crack-on-the-head polices for violators can create a Catch-22 for restaurant owners who invest millions into their business, no matter how hard they try to avoid mistakes. Last Monday, a couple who went into the newly opened Iggy's Sports Grill in Centerville for dinner and drinks walked out in a huff without ordering after the woman was denied ordering a cocktail because she hadn't brought her purse and couldn't produce ID to prove she was of age. More... Arthritis Today Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Second Spin

Family Finds $10,000 in Box of Crackers

IRVINE, California — The box of crackers Debra Rogoff bought from the grocery store had some crackerjack in it — an envelope stuffed with $10,000. Yet the Irvine woman was more curious than ecstatic about her daughter's find. After all, who would leave money in such a place?
"We just thought, 'This is someone's money,"' she said. "We would never feel good about spending it." More... Everyday Food Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Appetizers To Go

Don’t take health tips from celebrities - Bogus advice and quackery

From Madonna’s quest to “neutralise radiation” to Tom Cruise’s dismissals of psychiatry, celebrities are seldom shy about expressing their views on health and science – even when they appear not to know what they are talking about. A roll call of public figures such as Cruise and Delia Smith have offered bogus advice or “quackery” this year, according to scientists and doctors. More... Bicycling Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - South Beach Diet

Man says police threatened to feed him to a lion

MEXICO CITY - A gardener detained along with more than a dozen members of an alleged drug trafficking ring testified that police threatened him to feed him to lions and tigers during a raid at a Mexico City mansion, a newspaper reported Friday. The Oct. 16 raid — in which police seized exotic animals from a private zoo at a sprawling estate — has been marred by allegations of abuse and corruption against the police who conducted the operation. More... Zoo Books Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - PetsMart

Lawsuit: Insurance company did not approve surgery until too late

LOS ANGELES - The family of a 17-year-old leukemia patient has sued health insurance giant Cigna Corp. for her death in 2007 after the company initially refused to pay for a liver transplant.
The lawsuit filed last week in Los Angeles County Superior Court by the family's attorney, Mark Geragos, alleges breach of contract, unfair business practices and intentional infliction of emotional distress. More... Total Health Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Exposures

Disoriented old lady driver calls police for help from airport runway

PORTSMOUTH — An elderly woman phoned police Christmas night to say she drove onto a Pease airport runway, where she thought a plane was arriving or departing and she was afraid to move.
Emergency dispatchers received the call Dec. 25 at 6:45 p.m., when the woman said she drove a silver Toyota onto the runway and couldn’t find her way out. More... Airways Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Travel News

Man stabbed over karaoke selection argument

Utah - A man was stabbed early Friday when he and a family friend had a disagreement over which karaoke song to sing.
Salt Lake City police said the two men -- 33 and 23 -- were at a family party near 1900 West and Gander Lane (1790 North) when they began to argue about which song they wanted to perform. More... Downbeat Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Total Training DVDs

Man set fire to home after he didn't get a Christmas present

THEODORE — Mobile Police say a man apparently upset because he didn't get a Christmas present set fire to his mobile home. Police Corporal Charles Bagsby Jr., a spokesman, said the trailer in Theodore went up in flames around 2:30 p.m. Thursday. Officers charged 45-year-old Lawrence Edward Lee of Theodore with reckless endangerment and public intoxication. Bagsby said the mobile home was destroyed. More... Firehouse Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - International Wine Accessories

Coast Guard, Mexican Navy Searches for American Woman Lost on Cruise

MIAMI — Three Mexican Navy boats and a helicopter were searching the waters off the Caribbean resort of Cancun on Friday for an American woman who reportedly fell from a cruise ship, authorities said. A U.S. Coast Guard search-and-rescue crew using a Falcon jet halted its efforts to find 36-year-old Jennifer Feitz late Friday, but will resume early Saturday morning. More... Cruise Travel Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Netflix

Man shot because family talked during movie

South Philadelphia - South Philadelphia man enraged because a father and son were talking during a Christmas showing of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button took care of the situation when he pulled a .380-caliber gun and shot the father, police said.
James Joseph Cialella Jr., 29, of the 1900 block of Hollywood Street is charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault, and weapons violations. More... Shape Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Hickory Farms

Hospital Apologizes After Woman Gives Birth on Floor

UK - A pregnant woman in the U.K. was left unattended for hours and had to give birth on a hospital floor despite her desperate appeal for a bed. Health board officials have apologized to Lynne Neilson, 36, whose baby started to arrive as she stood, still clothed, in an assessment room at Edinburgh Royal Infirmary, a major teaching hospital in Scotland, after hours of waiting to be admitted. As the baby's head appeared, a midwife ran in just in time to put a paper mat on the floor and catch the baby, who had the umbilical cord around her neck. More... Fit Pregnancy Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Babies R Us

CIA Uses Viagra to Entice Afghan Warlords

Afghanistan - In an effort to win over fickle warlords and chieftains in Afghanistan and get information from them, CIA officials are handing out Viagra pills in exchange for their cooperation, the Washington Post reports. "Whatever it takes to make friends and influence people - whether it's building a school or handing out Viagra," an agency operative, speaking on the condition of anonymity, told the Post. More... Video - Grand (For Grandparents) Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Buy Viagra Onlne

Shoplifter caught on a surveillance camera turned out to be a dog

Utah - Management at a Utah grocery couldn’t believe their eyes when a brazen shoplifter caught on a surveillance camera Christmas Eve turned out to be … a dog. The furry thief entered Smith’s Food and Drug store in Murray through the automated front door and headed for the pet-food aisle before nabbing a rawhide bone and walking out. More... Chihuahua Connection Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Pet Street Mall

Grade School Break-up Ends in Stabbing

PLACENTIA, California - Authorities say a woman stabbed and wounded three people outside an Orange County childcare center. Police Sgt. Ken Alexander says the suspected assailant, 32-year-old Diana Rodriguez, was arrested Monday. Alexander says Rodriguez's 12-year-old son had just had a romantic breakup with a 12-year-old girl at the center in Placentia, and that the three adult victims were the girl's mother and two other relatives. More... True Love Magazine: Discount Price at Magazine Lane - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - PetsMart