Florida - It doesn't matter whether they have two legs or four: You don't hit Orlando police officers. Neither Officer Noble nor Officer Peanut sustained serious injuries early Saturday morning when the two police horses were battered by an irate man outside a downtown Orlando nightclub, a police report shows. "You can't punch them," Sgt. Barbara Jones of the Orlando Police Department said in an e-mail to the Orlando Sentinel. "They are an extension of the officer doing his lawful duty. You shouldn't punch a horse anyways." More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Today Marketplace - Drs. Foster and Smith