Friday, April 6, 2012

Mega Millions wannabe loses $105M ticket

Nutty News Baltimore, Maryland – The Maryland Mega-nut who insists she won a record Mega Millions jackpot now says she lost the winning ticket — but is not breaking a sweat looking for it. “I have no idea where it is. I’m not sure I have it,” Mirlande Wilson said in her latest tortured explanation of the mystery ticket’s fate. “I’m still looking for it. I haven’t even looked in my uniform pants yet,” the flaky single mom of seven admitted. “I’m still looking everywhere to find it, in my purse, everywhere.”   More Nutty News