- Drink 30 cans of beer a day to fight off colds
- Crime-Ridden City To Dump Entire Union Police Force
- College student poisoned her roommate after an argument over dirty dishes
- Senator cites Zombie Apocalypse demo as wasteful spending of Federal money
- Father-son reunion at liquor store ends with dad running from son’s gunfire
- Man impersonated a funeral director to collect engagement rings from his late fiancee
- What do you think is going on here?
- Old people’s Christmas tree taken down because it’s a religious symbol
- Man calls 14-foot canoe on Boston Harbor his home
- Inmate too fat to escape from prison
