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- A new black market – printer toner cartridges
- Secret Service dog dies while protecting Vice President Biden
- Escaped Inmate’s Mother, Brother Helped in Jailbreak
- Funeral procession stops at Burger King drive-thru
- Girl stops moving car, saves mother’s life
- Alcoholism vaccine will give drinkers an immediate hangover
- Male Soldiers Are Growing Left Breasts
- Mice Ate Marijuana Evidence At Police Storage Facility
- Oh crap!