- 666 on tax form makes man quit job to save soul
- Mistrial declared when prosthetic eye pops out
- Panic!
- The ‘Wedding March’ is from an opera, sung right before a bunch of murders happen
- Rio unleashes pee patrols to clean up Carnival
- Library Gives Free Pole Dancing Lessons
- Woman flips off judge – gets sent to jail
- Women’s Unclean Breasts Cause Diarrhea
- Today’s Quote
- Treating asthma by eating live fish
