Thursday, February 26, 2015

Cinema Evacuated During '50 Shades Of Grey' After Woman Loses Control Of Bodily Fluids

A lady at a packed showing of 50 Shades of Grey in Milton Keynes caused the entire audience to be evacuated after losing control of her bodily fluids.

The Cineworld showing had barely got underway when the women, believed to be under the influence of alcohol, started vomiting - much to the horror of those seated near her, reports the Milton Keynes Citizen.

But then things got even worse when she lost control of all her bodily fluids.

“We all expected to see Christian Grey gag 
Anastasia as part of the plot," a disgruntled cinema-goer told the Citizen.

“She lost control of 
everything, including all bodily 
fluids. The whole cinema stank." More