A Texan boards a plane in Minneapolis bound for DFW. Seated next to him is nervous man, chewing his nails. The Texan says, "Are you nervous about flying?" The man says "No, I just learned I am being transferred to Dallas, and I have never been to Texas. I hear everybody carries a gun, crime is high, and schools are terrible." The Texans grins and says "Don't worry partner, that's all on TV. I've lived in Texas all my life, and it's a wonderful state. Your family will settle in just fine." The Minnesotan smiled and said "Thanks, I feel a lot better. By the way, what do you do in Texas?" The Texan replied "I'm a tailgunner on a milk truck." Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Dog Toys
