MADRID, Spain — A burglar who broke into a funeral home tried to fool police by playing dead, but two things gave him away.
First, he breathed. Plus, he wore grungy clothes rather than the Sunday best of those dressed for eternal rest.
Police and the Crespo Funeral Home said Wednesday they have no idea what the 23-year-old Spanish man was trying to steal in the break-in March 17 in Burjassot, a small town just outside Valencia. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Instant Car Loan
First, he breathed. Plus, he wore grungy clothes rather than the Sunday best of those dressed for eternal rest.
Police and the Crespo Funeral Home said Wednesday they have no idea what the 23-year-old Spanish man was trying to steal in the break-in March 17 in Burjassot, a small town just outside Valencia. More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Instant Car Loan
