Stuart Valentino, 34, got the X-rated inking on his thigh as a drunken joke but the prank backfired horribly.
Wife Samantha, 35, decided she could take no more after it meant the family had to scrap a holiday and swimming trips with three-year-old daughter Ayla.
Stuart, from Southsea, Hampshire, said: "My wife hates it. In retrospect, I'm not surprised, it really is the stupidest thing I've ever done. More
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