Kitsap County - Here's the craziest excuses Kitsap County cops have actually received (that's worth repeating — these are real) when they ask the motorist: "Why were you speeding?" "I didn't know I was, because my lights are off." "I'm taking my friend to the hospital. He has alcohol poisoning." (The driver was drunk, too). After crashing: "I put supreme gas in the car, which caused me to lose control." (He, too, was found to be drunk.) "Don't I get a couple over when I am taking my grandkids to the airport?" More... Discount Magazine Subscriptions - Discount Cigarettes & Tobacco - Nutty News Marketplace - Shop NBC
